NoFoodinBoone

I came here with a friend that I haven't seen in about a decade, which was sad because it may have been best to just avoid this place entirely. We got there right at 7am and the doors were locked with no employees in sight.. Never seen that before, but okay.... luckily someone must have left a key in a cart the night before so we loaded up our stuff and went out on our own. We rolled back by the clubhouse around 8:15 and the clubhouse was finally open, so we stopped in for a cup of coffee. However, there was no coffee available... Great. After being denied our coffee, a short haired woman with a nasty scowl on her face emerged and she growled at us for walking inside with grass on our shoes. We apologized (for some reason) and went back outside [still craving coffee] to look for the shoe scraper, only to find that there was not one present. We returned back inside to ask where it was, and the short haired lady replied "you should know better than to track grass inside". We should have just abandoned our rounds at this point, but for some reason we pressed on. After finishing the 5th hole it began to rain/lightning, so despite not hearing the safety air horn we returned to the clubhouse. After hanging out and waiting for 45 minutes, we decided to get rain checks. The bartender had to go ask the short haired lady (whom we later found out was the OWNER) how to proceed. The OWNER came out and denied our rain check request based on the following grounds: 1.)They did not call us into the clubhouse [despite the Severe Thunderstorm Warning and hundreds of lightning strikes].
2.) Our tee time was at 7:30, it was now 9:15. They don't give rain checks after one hour of play (we sought shelter at 8:30, she couldn't understand that concept though)
3.) After pressing a little bit, the OWNER broke down and admitted that they don't allow rain checks.

I said whatever, lets have a beer and see if they can warm us up a hot dog until the rain stops.
They don't even have Hot Dogs.

We left. Forever.