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Shaggy gon sneeze. Get em wet shaggy. Bet you want to make a big ol sandwich.

First time I played here but really enjoyed it. The layout is a little hard to navigate but I made it around fine. Helps to know where you can and can’t hit it off the tee so the second time will be better I am sure.

Well after the last time I played this beauty I was rarin to go this time. Portland cement might be a good description of how hard to beat I am round here. Tried to get Dirty Mike to join but he came up with some excuse about how he was "out of state." Tell you what I would say I was outta state to if I had to play against me. Lets just say he knew what was headed his way. Anyway, I drug Old Dad out there this time. He put up a good fight but came up short. Still woulda beat mike out there though. Guess that goes without saying though.

Tell you what this course is real good. Me, two friends and this guy named Mike went down there teed it and everything was tour caliber. Even the nice red headed fella with earrings we met at the turn. He is a lot cooler than Mike. Long story short me and my partner set them last couple holes ablaze to steal a 30 rack of stones from the other two. Shoulda seen it for yourself. Mike was in tears on the 18th green but I done told him that's what you get when you ain't no good. So it goes...